Insanity checklist:
1. Start laughing then suddenly turn it in to crying
2. Plaster loads of old newspaper and magazine cuttings on your walls
3. Scratch the eyes out of loved ones on family photos
4. Sit on the floor in the shower and cry
Congratulations, you are now insane.
Unfortunately you will never be as insane as Paul Nicholls in Eastenders.
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