Never has such damning evidence of man making a pact with Satan been witnessed. According to Radio One, all a person needs to earn the £££,£££'s that these pair of smug tits do, is feel zero remorse towards playing plastic-pop music and be able to natter aimlessly on about celebrities and Fern Cotton's shit hair for a few hours.
Chris Moyles = Should quit DJing and open a greasy spoon in Putney. As is intended.
Comedy Dave = Has jeopardised the word "comedy". Will hopefully be stoned to death by yobs.
