The Way I Hate

It's hard to know where to start with the most irritating song ever composed by a cognitive mammal. Long hair is truly wasted on the redneck helmet that insists on headbanging through every second of this landfill, penned to present the complex, romanticised notion that women should announce to all men in earshot that they are ready to have sex by making a loud, thoroughly annoying squeaking sound.

Soon enough all of the inbred reprobates huddle to try and make a terrace style football chant of this sorry ode's title, but across all of the UK the only take up was at Stoke City's Britannia Stadium.

In an recent interview for Mumsnet, Andy Gray revealed The Way I Mate was his favourite Rednex track.

My review of Christmas 2010

 Get your giblets out of the turkey!

People who say 'Happy Christmas' can fuck off... it's clearly 'Merry Christmas'.

Merry Birthday you fucking mug, I hope you choke on a Quality Street and the cat pulls your Christmas tree over this year.

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Text boxes that don't clear the 'enter text here' when you click on them can fuck off... I know that box is there for text to be entered, how dare you insult me.

I might post a vacancy for an 'urgent 'Enter Text Here' operative required in St Albans', Just for all the poor bastards caught out by this little trap... and for the poor bastards that have to live in St Albans.