The Way I Hate

It's hard to know where to start with the most irritating song ever composed by a cognitive mammal. Long hair is truly wasted on the redneck helmet that insists on headbanging through every second of this landfill, penned to present the complex, romanticised notion that women should announce to all men in earshot that they are ready to have sex by making a loud, thoroughly annoying squeaking sound.

Soon enough all of the inbred reprobates huddle to try and make a terrace style football chant of this sorry ode's title, but across all of the UK the only take up was at Stoke City's Britannia Stadium.

In an recent interview for Mumsnet, Andy Gray revealed The Way I Mate was his favourite Rednex track.