Going to the beach can fuck off...
1. It's well hot
2. It's covered in sand
3. There's loads of little gobshites running around everywhere in those stupid hats with the neck cover on
4. you have to put sun cream on
5. Parents let their kids piss in that bit up the back where all that grass grows through the sand
6. There's too many fat people who aren't ashamed of themselves enough to not wear bikinis / never leave their house.
7. Sometimes beaches proper stink
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