Tuesday 28 June 2011

Public service announcement


You can tell fake Simpsons merchandise from a mile off by the shade of Homer's beard. It's always too dark. He might also have his prat hanging out.

Stay vigilant.

Monday 20 June 2011

Lady MarmaLARD


If you're a woman and you're fat, please don't dress in burlesque gear.

It doesn't make you sexy, it makes you look like a pig in fancy dress.

Tuesday 14 June 2011

Business on the feet, party on the legs


People who wear jogging bottoms with shoes are either mad or proper hard.

Monday 6 June 2011

Big Daddy, Massive Gobshite.


That kid from Big Daddy can fuck off...

What an obnoxious little cunt. No wonder his parents fucked him off.