Might be a few years late with this now, but hidden tracks can still fuck off even retrospectively. Firstly they are not fucking hidden at all to anyone who knows what a fast forward button does.
Guaranteed to wake you up / shit the life out of you 20 minutes after you thought the album had finished, most hidden tracks aren't even proper songs - on Pearl Jam's Binaural, the track "Writer's Block" was simply Vedder loudly mashing the keys on a typewriter for 28 seconds. Cheers Eddie, well profound mate.
Even when the tracks are quite good, like Slipknot's "Eeyore", the fact that the artist doesn't really count it as a 'proper' track seemingly gives them licence to directly precede it with some utter nonsense as well just to spoil it - in this case, a delightful act of furious sething from a band member forced to watch scat porn. Nice.
It was a sad day when Knorr, a company that had made it's name selling wads of boullion-flecked salt paste to people who couldn't be arsed to make proper stock (i.e. everyone), announced in 2005 that they had pandered to the Government health fascists and reduced sodium levels in Pot Noodles by a frankly suicidal 50%.
Lynx and their Spotify ads can fuck right off. Why would you bother playing a game of keeping Keeley Hazzel interested in you, when you can quite easily skip to the end and see a video of her sucking a 
