Monday 29 August 2011

Dinner for none.


People taking photographs of their dinner and upload them to social networking sites can fuck off...

...I mean, who actually cares about seeing what you've just gobbled down your vile little neck? No one. Ever. Plus most food-snaps taken by amateur photographers resemble something closer to swill and baby vomit rather than anything discernibly edible.




And for heavens sake do not put "Nom Nom Nom" as an expression of piggy eyed satisfaction, pre/post meal. You're not a six year old attempting to express complex sensory stimulation, you're just a stupid boring wanker.