Did you see the game last night?

 

Office 'lad' checklist:

1. Calendar / newspaper cutting of Lucy Pinder
2. Send joke emails
3. Turn other's comments into sexual innuendos
4. Spout generic sporting interest comments to colleagues
5. Find Top Gear 'brilliant'

Congratulations, you are now an office lad! Now take your PC power cable and hang yourself in the stationary cupboard.