Saturday 19 November 2011

Wake up. Now fuck off


People that use "sleeps" as a unit of time measurement are mugs of the highest order. Counting down your excitement for a forthcoming event by describing it as "6 sleeps away" doesn't make you sound whimsical and cute, it makes you sound like some sort of irritatingly puerile, moronic Native Indian Chief. If you like, I can arrange for everything to be one big sleep away, by stoving your stupid fucking head in with a brick.

Dickhead

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