Proof that fathers are radically unamusing.

The smug dad in that Hair for men advert can fuck off...

Hopefully those ties he's banging on about will be used to moor his absolute barge of a daughter to a radiator when he sets the house on fire. Any spare ties he could use to fashion a noose to hang himself with.

*I would suggest using this tie, just to inject some humour in to the situation*