Thursday 10 March 2011

Nestle announce cluster add-on packs


Have you noticed how Nestle have scandalously removed nearly all the nuts from it's cereal brand Clusters?

Having said that, they still have the brass to display a tempting bowl of Clusters on the front of the box with a bran flake to nut ratio of at least 15:1. In reality this figure is somewhere around 75:1.

Then Nestle have the further pomposity to write 'Serving Suggestion' next to the photo... Presumably that suggestion being to pour a bowl out, then spent 5 minutes sifting through the box gathering up all the nuts you can find to turn what is essentially a bowl of Bran Flakes into a bowl of clusters.

Cunts.

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