People who say expressions such as "confused.com!" or "bored.com!" or add .com, .org, .net, .whatbloodyever, to the end of their speech, can do everyone a favour and fucking rot...
Don't act as if this is some witty idiom or form of contemporary, self-knowing slang. It isn't. And if you are ever tempted to say this, stop yourself and consider, that if you continue, how much of a hollowed out vulgar titfuck of a person you would instantly become.
Here's an example, to expel the myth surrounding this particular phrase:
"This Wetherspoons sucks: BORED DOT COM!!!"
Translation
"This Wetherspoons sucks: I AM LONELY AND DESPERATE FOR PEOPLE TO FIND ME FUNNY AND LIKABLE I DRINK TO BECOME UNINHIBITED AND MOMENTARILY GAIN SUFFICIENT FUEL TO FILL THE DECAPITATED SENSE OF ISOLATION I HAVE THROUGH A WATERY SPIRIT AND OVERLY HAIRY BACK AND EARS I AM ONLY CAPABLE OF REGURGITATING ADVERTISEMENT GARBAGE TO ESTABLISH A LEVELLED PLAYING FIELD WITH MY PEERS IN WHICH THERE IS NO FEAR OF NOT CONNECTING WITH ONE ANOTHER SECRETLY I HARBOUR BIZARRE REPRESSED FANTASIES ABOUT POLIO I HAVE MASTURBATED IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY PORTRAIT MANY TIMES AND I CRY LOADS AND LOADS"
Also... Guess what?
That's right! You are officially in the top 15 most hated people on the planet, just below the Croydon tram racist and Kim Jong-il, but just above Gary Glitter and the entire contents of Essex.
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