You say "Potato" she says "Potatoe" he says "Po-datoe" and I've set the kitchen on fire.

People who say "brought" instead of "bought" can honestly just fuck off...

...language is incredibly complex and potentially overwhelming if not broken down with careful consideration to the individuals learning patterns, yet, if this mutant spoonerism, this basic dialectical hurdle, this foremost facet of marriage between meaning and linguistics cannot be conquered by our highly evolved minds, then we may as well buy all of our children Golliwogs for Christmas and start shitting out of windows again. It buggers belief.