Next time you see him on television (which, quite frankly isn't going to be any time soon) take a very deep breath. One can gather the faint woody smell of a hollow head housing a tiny lego brick of a brain, whilst deep, untamed lashings of self satisfaction fuse powerfully with the fetid waft of pig shit and afterbirth.
We recommend serving Yannis with a light fish supper.
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